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Joke of the Day

"Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war? The French. They always have their hands up."

"David Hasselhoff saves money on tailored shirts by not ordering the first 5 buttons."

"Did you hear about the French baker who kept burning himself on the top shelf of his oven? He had a high threshold for *pain*"

"What do you call a blind deer? No-eye deer. What do you call a blind deer with no legs? *Still* no-eye deer."

"My hot dislexic co-worker said she had an important massage to give me in her office... When I got there, she told me it can wait until I put on some clothes."

"What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy? OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!"

"Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote? They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting."

"I've had 3 Red Bulls today and now I can taste my heartbeat."

"On a scale of 1 to Charlie Sheen, I'm at Mel Gibson drunk right now."

"Did you hear about the stupid photographer? He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkroom."