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Joke of the Day

"What was the name of Hitler's Political Party: A, B, C, or D? Heres a hint: It's not C!"

"What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those that can read binary and those that can't."

"Practice makes perfect. But only if you remove the A, the I, a C, add an F and an E and then rearrange the letters."

"Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat? Damn E-mails!"

"Twitter is the only place where it's actually BORING to discover that you are being followed by hundreds of robots."

"I'm rich beyond my wildest dream... Too bad my dreams were never too wild."

"3 guys walk into a bar... ... the fourth one ducks."

"It would be really nice if everything was coffee."

"What's the most oldest joke in the world? The human race."