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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

"Why are bananas so popular? Because they have appeal"

"What's the difference between peanut-butter and jam ? You can't peanut-butter it into her ass !"

"Why do they say ""break a leg !"" to actors ? If you said ""tear an ACL !"" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot."

"What Moby Dick's fathers name? Papa Boner"

"A coworker told me she was ""catching up on her correspondence"" so apparently it's 1932 here at my workplace."

"I don't think Nyquil knows what cherries taste like!"

"What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear"

"What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks? It's won't be long now!"

"How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?. None she is the joke"