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Joke of the Day

"What's the most oldest joke in the world? The human race."

"I just bought a dozen donuts if anyone's looking for a sugar mama."

"What's a blind mans worst fear ? A prius"

"Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing? Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer."

"A man walks up to a woman sitting alone... ...He ask her ""Did you fall from heaven?"" She begins to blush and giggle and replies with a smirk ""Maybe.. Why?"" ""Because you look *really* fucked up."""

"Did you hear about the shooting with the starting pistol? It was race related"

"Why don't men install urinals in their houses? Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)"

"I saw a fat guy with a ""M.O.B."" tattoo on his arm. I asked ""money over b*tches?"" He said ""No, McDonalds over Burger King."

"So I saw one of those ""Drink for Pink"" labels on a bottle of juice... Sounds like Georgia Tech's hookup strategy."

"I fell asleep in the shower last night I guess you could say I had a few wet dreams"