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Joke of the Day

"Twitter is the only place where it's actually BORING to discover that you are being followed by hundreds of robots."

"Erotic is using a feather Kinky is using the whole chicken!"

"Q: Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? A: He wanted to see time fly."

"I just found I'm asexual... I'm just looking for A person to be sexual with"

"Old bankers never die... ...They just lose interest."

"It's not that hard to tell alligators and crocodiles apart. One will see you after a while, and the other will see you later."

"Yo momma's so fat... Her Patronus is a Birthday Cake."

"Do you know how do you spell Mississippi with one I? *Covers left eye* M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I"

"Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others."

"Did you fall from the sky? Not because you look like an angel but because your face looks like you fell from a really high place ;)."