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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck? A Pair-a-ducks."

"""Women don't like me, idk why?"" ""Maybe it's because they sense you're a psycho who will decapitate their cat?"" ""No, that can't be it."""

"""Why don't British people pronounce their T's? Because they're all in the Boston harbor."""

"""Dear Gillette, 5 blades on the Fusion is enough, chill out."" -Seal"

"Um, I'm not ""complaining"" of chest pains *glares at paramedic* don't make this heart attack sound bratty"

"Why does the Indian chief hate snow? It's White and all over his land."

"My teacher told me that Japan had a homogeneous population. If Japan's so genius, how come they haven't figured out that the homo part's the cause of their declining birthrates?"

"Do you know why Dead Baby jokes never get old? Because they die so young."

"so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement"

"Notice how women didn't complain when they did an all-male version of Sex & The City called Entourage."