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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Greek stripper? Popalottapus"

"Have you ever tried Ethiopian food... Neither have they."

"What did the dragon say as he entered the party? Hey, how are you *Alduin*?"

"*Indian Accent* I would make a your mom joke... but cows are sacred in my country."

"I just saw a Koi Fish that had a white guy tattooed on it"

"What does a mechanic do for a one night stand? He nuts and bolts."

"Yo mama so fat that black holes revolve around her."

"Relationship status: I ran out of toilet paper a week ago. Update: I am now running out of paper towels."

"Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well? Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said ""Tom is sleeping with the fishes."""

"If I reach 700 followers, I'm gonna tweet naked for the next hour. Won't do much for you guys, but it'll certainly liven up Starbucks."