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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Greek stripper? Popalottapus"
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"I think I have a sleeping disorder. It's called children"
"Best Higgs Boson Joke so far Higgs Boson goes into a Catholic church. The priest says, ""You're not welcome here."" Higgs Boson says ""You can't have mass without me."""
"My son just explained how he wants to make a necklace out of my hair which is totally normal & doesn't at all concern & terrify me."
"My wife wanted to get a cat. I really didn't want one, so after a lot of discussions, we reached a compromise: we're getting a cat."
"I wish that people who hear me sing could hear how awesome I sound in my head instead of how I actually sound."
"Really Speedo Guy? Things aren't bad enough in the world already? You've got to display to the whole beach that you're hung like a Tic-Tac?"
"Did you hear about the insomniac car-enthusiast conspiracy theorist? He stayed up all night debating whether Porsche did 911."
"Unlike his famous father, Lord Kelvin's son never amounted to much. He was an absolute zero."
"What does a footballer and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!"