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Joke of the Day

"Unlike his famous father, Lord Kelvin's son never amounted to much. He was an absolute zero."

"A Chicken and an Egg are laying in bed together. The chicken takes an unsatisfied drag on her cigarette and says ""Well. I guess we answered that question."""

"Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!"

"""that escalated quickly"" -idiot in an elevator"

"I was gonna tell a gay joke... ~~butt fuck it.~~ though I decided not to because it would offend the members of the LGBT community."

"Why did Adele cross the road? To get to the other side!!!!!! Like the song, ""hello from the other side"""

"Why did the caveman not take Viagra? Because he was rock hard."

"I don't really like the idea that James Franco might be in my grandkids' history textbooks."

"Great opinion from a stupid girl ! Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"What did one sub-orbital jet propulsion engineer say to the other? This ain't exactly rocket science."