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Joke of the Day

"Really Speedo Guy? Things aren't bad enough in the world already? You've got to display to the whole beach that you're hung like a Tic-Tac?"

"I think I'll vote the NSA for president... ...because at least they'll listen to the voters even after the election."

"Why is Windows 10 like a moody teenager? Because nobody gets it."

"How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it."

"Did you hear about the woman who blew all her money on powerball tickets? She made a lotto bad decisions...."

"Easter used to be called Wester But they decided to take things in a new direction."

"What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk."

"I consider myself a practical gentleman. That's why I masturbate in the shower. The cleanup is a breeze. The only trouble is keeping my laptop dry. That's why I bring the umbrella."

"""Are you even listening to me?"" is a weird way for my girlfriend to start a conversation."

"What do you call a demon that lives in your butt? An ass-soul"