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Joke of the Day

"What did one math book say to the other? Don't bother me; I've got my own *problems!*"

"Which country has the highest number of foolish people? Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish"

"how do you know you are a real redneck? you let your 12yr old daughter smoke in front of her kids."

"Her- um.. why are you wearing a Darth Vader mask? Me- you said lets do Yoda together H- I SAID YOGA YOU DOPE M- VERY WRONG I WAS"

"How did the blind kid burn the side of his face? He answered the iron"

"What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist."

"Nicholson: You want answers?! Cruise: I want the truth!! Nicholson: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Cruise: mmk... how bout a little hint?"

"My friends cat just ran across his banjo and was immediately sued by Mumford and Sons."

"I'm thinking about becoming a devil worshipper Just for the hell of it"

"What's the difference between a baby and a feminist? I don't want to punch the baby in the fucking face."