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Joke of the Day
"How did the blind kid burn the side of his face? He answered the iron"
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"What sexual position creates the ugliest kids? I dunno, ask your mom."
"How do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dust pan and broom."
"Properly relocating a cavewoman Q: Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair? A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt."
"How do you stop a dog humping your leg? Suck it's dick."
"Waldo books are cute until u learn he owes $100,000 in unpaid child support & is wanted for arson"
"What did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant hill Dead ant dead ant Dead ant Dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead aaaaant"
"I saw a tweet saying liberals should create their own Captain America. They did. In 1940."
"Him: you watch too much Food Network Me: just enjoy your artisanal bread covered in a delectable berry compote Him: its toast and jelly"
"If I'm ever on life support unplug me Then plug me back in see if that works"