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Joke of the Day

"Nicholson: You want answers?! Cruise: I want the truth!! Nicholson: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Cruise: mmk... how bout a little hint?"

"My resolution for 2016 is to call Starbucks ""Starbrights"" and Reese Witherspoon ""Ruth Witherspooks"" to keep my grandmother's legacy alive."

"What kind of operating system do horses use? None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter."

"I've been looking everywhere for my U2 CD... but I still haven't found what I'm looking for."

"My gf said she is going to leave me because of my obsession with the monkeys... I didn't believe her at first, But then i saw her face and now im a believer."

"Wife: every time we argue, you think you're right.... Me: yes, if I thought you were right, we"

"Last night, a cop pulled me over. ""Out of the car!"" he said. Then an Indian, fireman and construction worker appeared. We danced until dawn."

"Some people don't like awkward silences but I do because that's when I think about Thundercats."

"What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction? It was sold to the highest Buddha."

"Girl, are you into conspiracy theories? Because you are looking Illumi-naughty!"