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Joke of the Day
"What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist."
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"Two girls are playing in a sandbox One girl says: ""My daddy's penis is this big"" and holds her hands 8"" apart. The asian girl replies: ""My daddy's penis is only half that size. It still hurts."""
"A beautiful woman is like the perfect shot of vodka Transparent, ice cold, and utterly tasteless."
"""I'm going to show off my new belt by tucking in my T-shirt"" -Men over 50."
"I noticed you're eating that bag of popcorn one piece at a time. So how many people have you murdered?"
"I like my jokes like I like my coffee. The same stuff seven times a day."
"I once went out with a girl that said she was flexible like a Slinky. Two flights of stairs later, I decided she wasn't."
"Did you hear about the man who died in a bowl of muesli He got pulled under by a strong currant"
"What's a hippies favourite food? Peas, man."
"I just bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day"