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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles? Philippe Philoppe"
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"How do you stop a dog from jumping your leg? Pick it up and give it a blowjob."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing. she couldn't speak while gagging"
"Me: Excuse me Father, what's the Wifi password? Priest: We're in Church! Me: Oh I'm sorry. What's the Wifi password, Amen."
"Why was the school grey? Because it was a Greyed School. I woke up with this joke in my head this morning. I think my brain is trying to kill me with horrible puns."
"Sometimes when I get a compliment I stop, moonwalk out of the room and yell ""Thank You ""just to leave them hanging."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blood ! Blood who ? Blood brothers !"
"Last night I dreamt I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted"
"What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart? Amadeus on my dais."
"A woman walks up to a guy in blue swimming trunks and says, ""Your eyes match your swim trunks!"" He says, ""Why? Are my eyes bulging?"""