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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing. she couldn't speak while gagging"
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"Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze. My 8 y/o daughter told me this joke."
"just realized I have more in common with Garfield than I have with most people"
"A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says,""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""
"Wife: oh honey, I didn't marry for money, the guy I fell in love with had an easy smile, a sparkling laugh & big dreams. then I met you."
"You know you're desperate for an answer when you look on the second page of Google."
"I know a chess grandmaster, but I've only ever played checkers with him Because I know he'll only lose to a check mate"
"For Sale : Crystal Ball Cant see any future in keeping it"
"What is the difference between pick and choose? To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet."
"What do you call a pig that does karate? Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? A: A pork chop."