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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blood ! Blood who ? Blood brothers !"
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"When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts? During Black Friday."
"My 5 year old daughter wants a Tampon for Christmas She has no idea what it is, but she knows what you can do with it. Swim, ride, hike, dance, play tennis, ..."
"I wanted to see how fast I could drive my new car down Main Street. I managed to hit 60 before getting pulled over. Most of them survived with only minor injuries."
"Auto mechanic: Well here's your problem. The last person to work on this didn't wash their hands after using the restroom."
"HOBBIES INCLUDE: - Whispering dark secrets to animals - Trying to get a strawberry seed out of my teeth - Being vegan, but also eating steak"
"The FBI's security gets penetrated so often that we should make it an honorary Kardashian."
"What's batmans favourite fruit? Ba na na na na na na na na na na na na na grapefruit."
"I thought it was funny... I asked a guy with Tourette's what made him tic... He didn't find the humor."
"What's the best day to eat bacon? Fry-day."