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Joke of the Day

"Why was the school grey? Because it was a Greyed School. I woke up with this joke in my head this morning. I think my brain is trying to kill me with horrible puns."

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"So a rapist picks up a hitchhiking serial killer Killer: ""Turn down that dark road."" Rapist: ""I was planning on it..."" Edit - Thank you magnificent stranger for gold!"
"I want to just be a couch potato tonight, but I'm too lazy to get on my couch. So I'm a floor potato."
"My GF can't stand that I'm a model Prisoner"
"Girl I work with says to me, ""Why dont you like Taylor Swift? Shes awesome!"". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in."
"What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore? Borders"
"The first messenger to say ""Don't kill the messenger"" definitely got killed in the face."
"What was the oak's favorite subject? Chemistree."
"Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym? Because you already know she'll work out."
"my marrige is just like my time in prison nothing but fucking and fighting, Im just kidding I never fought in prison."