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Joke of the Day

"Hey, did you fall from heaven? So did Satan."

"I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn't reach the meat that was on the top shelf He refused to take the bet, saying that the steaks were too high."

"What does a fat girl and a pallet of shingles have in common? ...they both have a 90% chance of being nailed by a Mexican."

"Did you hear about the Mexican racist? He joined the que que que."

"[recording studio] Producer: Um what're you guys doing? Singer: Ending the song Producer: You don't have to fade out. We'll do that in here."

"How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale !"

"What body movements alert you that a politician is lying? His lips are moving."

"What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of? ...misogynistic."

"Saw a group of ants carrying a Funyun and it made me wish my friends and I had a giant Funyun."

"Robbing a bank in Greece is like raiding a food warehouse in Uganda. You look stupid and you get nothing out of it."