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Joke of the Day

"Hey, did you fall from heaven? So did Satan."

"Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of three? Because the sign says no trespassing!"

"How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Five. One."

"When it comes to penis size I'm happy to report that I'm actually a little above average. Thank god for Asians."

"Placing my signature wherever i go. Because, signature move!"

"Daylight savings On Sunday we jumped back an hour, today we jumped back 50 years."

"Queen: ""come to bed"" King: ""not until i have a name for my soldiers"" Queen: ""k night"" King: ""babe ur a fukin genius"""

"I was going to make an anal joke... Butt fuck it."

"If you run in front of a car, you get tired. If you run behind it, you get exhausted."

"What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive? It gets blown to ***bits!***"