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Joke of the Day

"It's too tight Girl:Its 2 tight Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly, Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I cant, Gal:Its painful, Boy:Forget it. . . . . Well buy new WEDDING RING!"

"DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HUNTER & A STALKER What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker? ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!"

"My sister married a black man He's a lawyer. So now I have a brother in law."

"What did the drummer get on his test? Drool"

"What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her? I'd hit it"

"Why are people not right in the head? Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!"

"Millennials make the best spys... They've got nothing to lose."

"Have you watched the movie about polynomials? I heard the *f(x)* were great!"

"Ever had haggis? I fed it to my dog once.... Poor guy's been licking his asshole for a month, trying to get rid of the taste."

"Wife: We're supposed to get 8-10 inches tonight. Me: That's what she said. Wife: Can't you do any better than that? Me: That's what she said"