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Joke of the Day
"have you heard of the new movie ""Constipation""? that's because it hasn't come out yet! XD"
Next Joke
"I accidentally ordered a grande at Dunkin Donuts so I had to just keep speaking spanish so they wouldn't think I was a snob."
"According to WebMD, this hairy thing on my chest is a cat"
"[shark tank] ""Hi, what's your product idea?"" Product? [holding bucket of live fish] I'm here to see the tank of sh-... I've made a mistake"
"marrying ur high school sweetheart is like eating chicken tenders n being like ok cool im only eating chicken tenders the rest of my life"
"Taco Bell is human Drano"
"I'm starting to believe that most people wouldn't be that much different if they were turned into actual zombies...."
"Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ? They were both driving their cars at the time !"
"Why are men smarter during sex? Because they're plugged into a fucking know it all"
"why is there Head & Shoulders shampoo. who has hair on their shoulders. whos shampooing their shoulder hair. please come forward"