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Joke of the Day
"According to WebMD, this hairy thing on my chest is a cat"
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"Every spiral staircase should sell a picture of you at the bottom showing how annoyed you looked walking down it."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom ... because the ""p"" is silent"
"Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby? Because ""There is no Try."""
"What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung? A Guardian of the Galaxy"
"A Polar Bear walks into a cafe He says, ""I'll have a burger and.... a coke."" The waitress says, ""Okay. But, why the long pause?"" The bear says, ""I don't know. I was born with them."""
"Sometimes when I'm puking I worry I might be pregnant then I remember I'm not Mary And that requires sex Then I laugh And keep puking"
"Dentist: this is gonna hurt a little bit Me: ok Dentist: I've been sleeping with your mom"
"A giant porn conspiracy has been uncovered.... It was run by the illuminaughty"
"This morning I had a swollen testicle. ""I'd have simply preferred toast,"" I told my wife."