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Joke of the Day

"why is there Head & Shoulders shampoo. who has hair on their shoulders. whos shampooing their shoulder hair. please come forward"

"You sneak into my room, unnoticed you gently touch one bit of my naked body after the other until you find the most desirable place, then you start sucking. Stupid mosquitoes!"

"What is that red stuff on your face? I said to my older cousin what was that red stuff on his face. ""Where?"" He said. I said , as I was forming a punch then punch is fucking face. ""Right there."""

"Did you hear what happened in the Multi-Language Translation Race? Nobody made it to the Finnish Line."

"No one is ever able to catch me. What country do I live? Iran"

"What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 50 pounds."

"Whats hard, black, and keeps me up all night? My Roku."

"GOD: Done. ANGEL: What is it? GOD: A penguin. ANGEL: So it can fly, right? GOD: This one's a swimmin' bird. ANGEL: Dude... are you ok?"

"Doc : Do you know what blood type you are? Me : Red?"

"Jokester City! What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta!"