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Joke of the Day
"Me: I've lost my kitten Cop: How would you best describe him? Me: He looks like a miniature cat"
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"Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect? He got hammered with his buddies."
"Why don't jokes in base 8 work? Because 7 10 11"
"What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole"
"Strange new trend in the work office started. People have been writing names on the food. Today I ate some pizza named John."
"[At Mall] Good cop: CLEAR A PATH PEOPLE! Bad cop: OFFICIAL POLICE BUSINESS Black Friday cop: *Segways past everyone & gets the last HDTV*"
"If a grandpa has a child with his granddaughter he's a great grandpa... but a horrible father."
"Why are quantum physicists so bad at sex? Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position."
"Is it just me Or do you find pressing F5 refreshing?"
"""The Interview"" Joke Kim Jong Un walks past a movie theater and sees a movie poster for ""The Interview."" He says ""I wouldn't be caught dead in that."""