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Joke of the Day

"Strange new trend in the work office started. People have been writing names on the food. Today I ate some pizza named John."

"ur only a true 2012s kid if u remember kony"

"Some days I think Forrest had the right idea when he dropped everything and just kept running."

"A Teacher asked for the chemical formula for water Teacher: Alright so what is the chemical formula for water? Me: HIJKLMNO Teacher: What are you even saying?! Me: You told us it was H to O!"

"Going Straight to Hell Q: How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday? A: They place flowers on the grave."

"Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp? I don't know man. I just fly the drones."

"The color red walks over to the table where Blue and Purple are sitting ""Sorry,"" says Blue, ""you can't sit with us. You aren't cool enough."""

"Doctor doctor people keep telling me I'm ugly! Lay on the couch face down."

"What does batman take in his whiskey? Just ice."

"A TV show where customers get to hear what employees said 10 seconds after they left the store."