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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole"
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"and God said,"" Let there be light !"" Chuck Norris says"" Say please"""
"I drool as I watch the gyro meat getting sliced off the stick for my wrap... ... then I wonder - is that how vegans feel when they watch someone mowing the lawn?"
"A Jewish girl asks her father for $50 ""$40 dollars!"" he says, ""Why do you need $30?!""."
"I just can't find any good doctors... EVERY one of them is still in practice."
"What is Miley Cyrus's favorite color? Twerquoise"
"what are you listening to right know ? candy shop."
"Lassie once told me a boy fell down a well, but since no one else can speak dog I ignored it because I was building a furniture fort."
"What happened to the frog's car? It was toad."
"If you had to steal a bike from someone, who would it be? A black guy, because it's probably already stolen."