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Joke of the Day

"Why don't jokes in base 8 work? Because 7 10 11"

"Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means? Father: It means 'to be happy'. Son: Are you gay? Father: No, son. I have a wife."

"I knew I was in trouble when the lady doing my nails shouted ""WHO DO YOUR EYEBROW?!"""

"If you only see one movie this summer, maybe see more movies, they're great!"

"I just tried an inverted yoga pose that my friend told me about... it was highly rectum-ended"

"How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family"

"Did you know that six days a week T.G.I. Friday's thanks God for nothing?"

"[calls home] son: hello me: hi, put mom on the phone son: I can't me: why son: she's too heavy"

"When my friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... ...I had to put my foot down."

"I don't think Santa would be able to visit USA this year! After all, Donald Trump hates them with beards!"