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Joke of the Day

"Why don't jokes in base 8 work? Because 7 10 11"

"What did the police say to the hot dog? You are under arrest."

"My 1-year-old found a jar of Play-Doh. I figured she couldn't do any harm if she couldn't open it. She threw it at her sister's head."

"What's the difference between bullets and people? Bullets don't miss Harambe. Rest in Peace brother."

"Do you know why I hate drinking with blind people? They can't handle their liquor--They always black out"

"Have you ever heard of the movie ""Constipation""? No? Most likely because it never came out."

"How can you spot the rank of a Russian? By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit."

"Your mama is so fat ... She broke the stairway to heaven."

"Commas make all the difference He was fucking up, until the end. He was fucking, up until the end."

"People say I never explain myself enough..."