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Joke of the Day

"""The Interview"" Joke Kim Jong Un walks past a movie theater and sees a movie poster for ""The Interview."" He says ""I wouldn't be caught dead in that."""

"Accidents Happen Kids in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause kids!"

"Did you hear about the baker who became a fisherman? He's reeling in the dough!"

"Fave bit of the Breaking Bad finale is when Ross is like ""DID SHE GET OFF THE METH?"" and then Rachel shows up and says ""I got off the meth."""

"Why did the president start the bar fight? So he could pass the bill."

"What's similar between The Mafia and a Pussy..? ...I haven't been in either."

"A guy gans into the butcher's... ... and says ""Gie us a steak and kidley pie."" So the butcher laughs and goes ""You just said kidley."" And the goes ""Naw, I didley."""

"What do you call an emotionless Asian woman? A rice queen!"

"Studies show 9 out of 10 people prefer sex. Why do you think that is"

"Proper punctuation can be the difference between a tweet being well written and a tweet being well, written."