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Joke of the Day

"A blind walks into a bar He said ""Aw!"""

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"When does a heterosexual man leave a gay bar? Straight away."
"Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it can't sit down!"
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"im 100% for equal rights for women! I mean so what they are inferior to men?"