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Joke of the Day

"INXS was a really good band... It's a shame they hung it up."

"I asked this woman if shed join the membership gnomesayin"

"When suffering from insomnia I either count sheep or ask my GF how her day was."

"I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's!"

"So my wife said to me, ""I swear, it's like all men share one brain"" I wanted to think of a clever comeback, but it wasn't my turn to use the brain"

"Why were birth rates low in 1970? You can't get pregnant during '69."

"What is Israel's favorite planet? Jewpiter"

"Has there been a day when reddit hasn't been down cause of server problems? Yes. When the SOPA/PIPA protest happened."

"Anti joke Why did the boy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a bus"

"[at the vets] He's really bad. He can't fly. ""He's a cat though."" [very sarcastically] oh I'm sorry is this the vets or the excuses clinic?"