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Joke of the Day

"Abortion jokes are never funny. So if you accidentally start forming one, you should terminate it before it comes to fruition."

"A little boy is having a bath with his father... The little boy asks, ""Daddy, why is your willy so much bigger than mine?"" To which the father responds ""well son, that's because I have an erection"""

"Knock Knock... Who's there? Anna Anna who? Another good joke."

"What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray? They are just OFF-full"

"I am upset with my parents for making me exist. u just decided to make a person one day? who's gonna pay my bills? me? I didn't ask for this"

"What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend? Frisbae"

"What beer goes best with pizza? Pepper-Peroni"

"One day, i came across a mute man, and he said"

"A kind man helped me with wood chopping today I really appreciate the random axe of kindness."

"If you ever get attacked by a shark, don't forget to take a moment and appreciate the statistical improbability of it all."