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Joke of the Day

"Someone left a flyer on my windshield asking me to envision heaven, so I pictured a world where no one leaves flyers on my windshield."

"A doctors appointment Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem? Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell? Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door."

"What do ghosts give birth to? Boo-bies."

"Today Grindr went down on thousands of people... Fortunately, there was no interruption in service."

"Why was the actor detained by airport security? He said he was in town to shoot a pilot."

"My cat is walking a very fine line between being cute & being sold to the Korean restaurant down the street."

"Sex so good the peeping Tom made sandwiches."

"What do little sisters ride? A Nii-san"

"""A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes."""

"Why did the gay man vote for Trump? He was the biggest dick in the race."