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Joke of the Day
"How do you spell ""nose"" is Spanish? nose"
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"Two men walk into a bar... the third guy ducked."
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"Do you know what i did the first time i got a boner? Went outside. I didn't know how big it would get."
"My girlfriend is a porn star! She's gonna be pissed when she finds out. EDIT: thanks for front page!"