156377

Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend is a porn star! She's gonna be pissed when she finds out. EDIT: thanks for front page!"

"Did you see the guy who didn't have a right hand? No, he left"

"Immigration jokes are funny But some just cross the line..."

"Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy? He was buying drinks."

"Listening to Jay-Z has literally taught me everything I know about whether or not a cop can legally search my car."

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar One turns to the other and says, ""I can't believe I blew 20 bucks in there!"""

"The worst part of taking calc class Every day, I deal with my e^x"

"I just got rear ended... ...and as I got out of the car, without even realizing how funny it was, I said ""That's a pain in the ass"" True story."

"When the doctors diagnosed me with leprosy... ...I laughed my head off."

"What is both a fruit and a vegetable? Elton John in a coma."