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Joke of the Day

"Romanian is not actually a nationality It's a profession."

"So I was at LEGOLAND the other day, and this couple were making out in line....... it was so gross, I told them ""Hey guys, build a room"""

"Why did the bumble bee have sticky fur? Because he used a honey comb."

"how is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying."

"My identical twin brother and I were both arrested this weekend. But there was a mix-up during processing. Now we are finishing each other's sentences."

"#jenesuispascharlie #jesuisrdkw Is it that difficult to get over your identity crisis reddit?"

"Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke? ... Because he screwed up the delivery..."

"I'd rather have my eyelashes ripped out one at a time by poisonous crabs than watch a show where the voices didnt match the mouth movements"

"Told my wife I was so stressed that only a blowjob would help. She asked me where I was going to find a dick to suck at this time of night."

"Did you hear about that guy who put 19 toy horses up his butt? His condition is stable."