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Joke of the Day

"What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher? Would you like ketchup with your chips?"

"I'm worried about my relationship with my anorexic girlfriend... ...I'm seeing less and less of her each day."

"Donald Trump is still running for president because it is the only race he hasn't offended yet."

"Did you hear about the Murfreesboro muddlebrain whose father told him about the birds and the bees? The next day the Tennessean was stung by a bee and thought he was pregnant."

"I bought a clock, and then the big hand broke off it... I didn't want to throw it away, so I just added ""ish"" to every number."

"Wouldn't it be great if Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber hooked up... to one of Dr. Kevorkian's machines?"

"LIKE if you remember having to REWIND a video before you returned it."

"Man, that's a cold joke... but, Icee what you did there."

"""Daddy, what's for breakfast?"" ""Its 5am. Anything you can reach"""

"I hate when my kids say ""But mom; it was an accident!"" So were you pumpkin, but I still have to take responsibility for you."