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Joke of the Day
"What do you call memories of zombies? FLESHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"Diner: Could I have a glass of water? Waiter: To drink? Diner: No I want to rinse out a few things."
"What is a Mexican bodybuilder's favorite supplement? Guey protein."
"This is very serious ... please read and be aware: IF YOU GET AN E-MAIL TITLED, ""NUDE PHOTO OF HILLARY CLINTON,"" DON'T OPEN IT.... IT CONTAINS A NUDE PHOTO OF HILLARY CLINTON !!"
"why was the rabbit promoted to brewmaster? All his beers had a lot of hops"
"Why do gay barbecues suck? Because the hotdogs taste like shit."
"Wanna hear a joke about overdosing on cocaine? I can't remember all of it, but the last line's a killer."
"What's the difference between jokes and pussy? I don't fucking get jokes."
"I like my women like I like my skippin' rocks Skinny and easy to throw"
"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face."