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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what i did the first time i got a boner? Went outside. I didn't know how big it would get."

"What do the Enterprise and and toilet paper have in common? They both circle around Uranus searching for klingons."

"How Did Norse Marsupials Write Their Sagas? In Kangarunes."

"Do you know the 20th President of the United States ? No we were never introduced !"

"A morning text from me doesn't mean ""good morning"". It means ""I'm having very dirty thoughts about you right now""."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of feminists can change a light bulb, because feminists can't change anything."

"Don't worry if you found yourself alone on Valentines Day...its not the end of the World...that's still 10 months away."

"If you complain about not being able to find your boyfriends name on a keychain that store will think you have a boyfriend"

"Hoping there hasn't been one in a while, but blonde joke thread. How do you drown a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door"

"A Little Jewish Humor Q: How much does a moil get paid? A: Fifty dollars and a tip."