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Joke of the Day
"If by fitness you mean I eat healthy & exercise regularly, then yes, I am not fit."
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"You gotta randomly lift your girl in the air, just to let her know you could throw her off a balcony if her phone ever went off after 11 PM."
"What's a cherry's favorite sex position? on top"
"My website wouldn't show up, so i had to reload it you can say it was pretty refreshing"
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They're both stuck up cunts."
"Why aren't PhDs real doctors? Because real doctors have cures."
"Imagine if people referenced the Beach Boys more often! Wouldn't it be nice?"
"What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea? An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week."
"Interviewer: What's your greatest strength? Potential employee: Shape shifting. Interviewer: Really? Interviewer: Yes. Interviewer: Shit."
"If you're in your car, go ahead and pick your nose, because the car makes you invisible."