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Joke of the Day
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They're both stuck up cunts."
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"I just put on my khakis and found a golf tee in the pocket, which may be the whitest thing to ever happen to anyone."
"I think the government caused all the snow in the South Cause I'm Snowden"
"For your final meal request to eat the electric chair and then the warden will be like well now what do we do he ate our electric chair"
"Romeo and Juliet.doc Is a play on word"
"A priest, a rabbi, two penguins, a giraffe, and an elephant walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""
"What do you call a burning white guy? A firecracker"
"When I'm rich I've decided I'll buy homeless people state-of-the-art shopping carts complete w/wheel spikes for an advantage in can fights"
"[funeral] Her: why is my dead grandfather wearing a diamond ring? *sliding it off his finger* Me: *gets down on one knee* because babe..."
"How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? A: He could feel his presence!"