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Joke of the Day

"If you're in your car, go ahead and pick your nose, because the car makes you invisible."

"Thinking about getting a liver piercing. Gotta stay extreme."

"Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank? So you always have access to cold hard cash..."

"Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony? Because they cantaloupe."

"Because it ruins the joke. Why should you never mix up the title and the punchline?"

"bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's Doctor: ""It's bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's."" Patient: ""Oh well, it could be worse - at least I don't have cancer."""

"There are 10 types of people in the world Ones who understand binary And the ones who don't."

"What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan? One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks."

"Why are lemons yellow? They don't know it either - that's why they are so sour"

"I was in a job interview. ""What is your biggest strength?"" ""I am always on time."" ""And your biggest weakness?"" ""I get annoyed when my dealer is late."""