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Joke of the Day
"My website wouldn't show up, so i had to reload it you can say it was pretty refreshing"
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"Breastfeeding your infant is important. But what about the wings and thighs? Should I just leave the whole KFC bucket in the crib?"
"Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds? Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie."
"I'm pretty sure Robin Hood was black and he was just robbin the hood."
"What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life? ""May my thoughts be with them""."
"Several fonts walk into a bar. ""Get out of here!"" shouts the bartender. ""We don't serve your type here."""
"Presidential election season; that special time every four years when we find out who we just really shouldn't be friends with anymore."
"Yesterday my dear friend Gavin passed away after taking heartburn pills. I can't believe Gaviscon."
"I like my women like I like my burritos stuffed with beef"
"What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car in front of an abortion clinic? Going in to ask for a coat hanger"