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Joke of the Day
"What's a cherry's favorite sex position? on top"
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"What's the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a tree? My dick."
"My work has this cute thing they do where if you're really good at your job, they get you to do everyone elses too."
"A pirate goes to the dentist.... ""Open wide and say aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"""
"In what school subjects does the teacher say 'Well done hamburgers'? A wide range of subjects - meatyeval history meatematics and word grill."
"How come the NSA whistleblower can't leave Russia? Because he is snowed in."
"Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies? A: A baseball team"
"I lost 15 pounds by moving my bathroom scales from a hard surface to carpet! Great success!"
"If I could have dinner with anyone dead or alive, I would choose alive."
"Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!"