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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ? So he could bring his 'sub' on"
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"""Grapey."" -me after every wine at the wine-tasting"
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather Not yelling and screaming, like the passengers in his car."
"I like my women like I like my coffee I hate coffee."
"Traffic lights are so shy the closer I get to them, the more likely they are to go red"
"Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: That's the banjo player's porsche."
"What do Coors Light and sex in a canoe have in common? They're both fucking close to water."
"An albino guy walks into a tattoo parlor... ...the tattooist looks him over, and asks ""So... what do you want?"" The albino guy replies, ""BEIGE. EVERYWHERE."""
"If everyone would stop screaming, I'm sure we'd all agree I'm not supposed to be in this women's restroom."
"A man injures his hand and visits his doctor... ""Doc, will I be able to play the piano now?"" ""Of course! This won't stop a thing."" ""That's good, because I couldn't play worth a damn before!"""