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Joke of the Day
"The only thing worse than a male chauvinistic pig is a woman that won't do as she is told."
Next Joke
"This guys talking about ""Calm down, everything happens for a reason"". Then he gets all angry when I punch him in the face. What a hypocrite."
"My pooch found a great TV show for us to watch Dogter Who"
"So, I heard a celebrity was stabbed the other day... It was Reece something... Reece... Witherspoon? No, with a knife!"
"I saw a racially tolerant orchestra... None of them were bassists."
"How does the pig farmer get to the fair? He rides piggyback."
"I was talking to my grandfather When he said ""your generation relies too much on technology"" I then said "" no grandpa yours does"" Then I unplugged his life support."
"Just thought about it... (nsfw) My ex-boyfriend was 6'1"". My current boyfriend is 6'3"" ....height isn't the only 2 inch difference between them."
"In the words of my dead grandmother..."
"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns... But I soon realized that toucan play at that game"