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Joke of the Day
"Relationship status: My wife calls me her chauffeur because I drive her nuts..."
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"My sister asked me to take off her clothes ;) 'No way! You're my sister!' 'But I incest.'"
"If Spooning leads to Forking, what does Knifing lead to? Abortions."
"When everyone was giving apples to their teachers, I was the one giving cucumbers... Still to this day, Mr. Smith won't look me in the eyes."
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he's too short to be an Essay."
"A scientific study recently discovered that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy They're Bashful, Dopey, Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy, and Doc"
"Who was the first man to masturbate in space? The first man in space!"
"Chuck Norris can't fuck with Kanye! lool Chuck Norris is the only person Kanye West won't interrupt!"
"There's no better feeling than not giving a fuck."
"For all those men who say""Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"" I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!"