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Joke of the Day
"Why don't robots have any brothers? They all have transisters."
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"I was in the confessional booth today and I asked the priest if he thought it might be a good idea to stop masturbating. He said ""Sure, if it bothers you, I'll stop."""
"Coroner's Report Coroner: Report complete. Police: What was the cause of death? Coroner: The cause of death was that I sliced him open and performed an autopsy."
"How do you get past trespassing laws? (Original Joke) Only cross in groups of two"
"I want a rich person to hire me to float around in their pool and feed me bread I want to be a wealthy person's duck"
"Regardless of what you may hear there's still many women these days who are excellent ""housekeepers"". Seems each time they get a divorce they keep the house."
"*opens new donut shop called ""The Gym""* You're welcome."
"ladies, call me a badly designed excel spreadsheet because my D column is unnecessarily large"
"inncocent child"
"We've replaced Steve's regular coffee with a detailed understanding of the impending heat death of the universe. Let's see if he notices."