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Joke of the Day
"Why don't robots have any brothers? They all have transisters."
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"Ladies, if you give men a choice between two things we'll pick the first. We stopped listening and didn't hear the second."
"What do you call fake excrement? Shampoo."
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"I need beer money but I've probably captured my neighbor's cat and returned it for the reward one too many times."
"What's a snakes favourite dance ? Snake rattle & roll !"
"People really hate my cheesy puns... but I'm quite fondue of them."
"Cartoonist found dead in home . Details are sketchy."
"Did you read that story on r/news? [removed]"
"The Cheesecake Factory had a ""Help Wanted"" sign. I was really disappointed that it wasn't to help eat the cheesecake. #FluffyChickProblems"