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Joke of the Day
"What animal is the moodiest? A Bi-Polar Bear."
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"Letting Russia host the Winter Olympics feels a little bit like letting Voldemort host the Quidditch Cup."
"[OC] Did you hear the one about the douchebag bodybuilder with the anal fissure? He's one ripped asshole."
"Some subs... Are not the OP."
"What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes? ""DANKE!"""
"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but you need a fairly big lightbulb."
"If you blow out the kid's Birthday candles at enough parties, people will just stop inviting you to them."
"What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum? Sacrilegious."
"Why do vampire's use linux? Because they don't like windows in their house. Ba^Dum^Tss"
"Girl you must be a freezer, because I want to put a dead clown in you."