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Joke of the Day
"What's it like to have sex with a retard? SLOW and SPECIAL"
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"People who say age is just a number fundamentally don't get numbers and that's why I always borrow money from them."
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"A man walks into a bar. By the way, I'm the guy who accidentally knocked over Usain Bolt. Sorry, I'm not good with segways."
"i tried to share a hilarious pun with my kids but they had turned on dadblock plus"
"What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're? ad homonym"
"I've decided to always wear a Seahawks jersey to exams when I forget to study for them. That way I'll pass when I shouldn't."
"what happened when the frog double parked? Its car got toad away."
"Why did the orange juice fail his math exam? He wasn't concentrated."