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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a retired professional swimmer? Washed up."
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"I don't care about heaven when I die I just want to know which words I used the most and how many bears I unknowingly walked by &other stats"
"My girlfriend's refusal to learn the difference between baking soda and washing soda leaves me foaming at the mouth"
"What man can make three meals and snacks out of one fish all day? I call bullshit!"
"remember teens: even Jesus once logged off for 3 days"
"Lottery- Gilbert Gottfried A man comes home to his wife and says ""Honey pack your bags I just won the lottery!"" She says ""What should I pack?"" He says ""I don't care just pack and get the fuck out!"""
"My wife went to the East Indies for her holidays. Jakarta? No, she went by plane."
"Dear Garment Manufacturers: Short Shorts should not come in a size 16. Warmest Regards, People with eyes."
"Watson asks Holmes What type of rock is this? It has many layers compressed together."
"What is a vampire's sweetheart called? His ghoul-friend. "