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Joke of the Day
"No one ever talks about Peter Pans brother. Peter Pots"
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"How do you turn a seal into a sea lion? Remove an electron."
"8y:thank you for the present grandma ....: no need.. 8y: that's what I thought too but mum said I have to"
"Doctor: ""Sir, the results are in. I'm afraid you have a serious case of 80s Rock Bands Alzheimer's"" Patient: ""Oh my god. What is the cure??!"""
"Why did the Vietnamese woman get a career as a prostitute? Because she likes Dongs."
"Why did the little refrigerator salute the big refrigerator? Because he was General Electric."
"Warning: NSFW Jokes"
"Nice try ""blocked number"", but I don't even answer the phone for people I know."
"After the Heimlich maneuver what's the best way to stop someone from choking? To pull it out."
"For what I lack in imagination, I more than make up for in something else."